Oh, hello, there. I am pleased to see you safe.

Oh, and er... if by chance you've had a change of heart, I'll be pleased to assist you by sharing my spells.

Do you seek entry?

Heed these words before you proceed:

• This realm is not wrought for mobile wanderers, though some may endure. Praise the personal computer!
• Only those fifteen summers or more should tread these grounds.
• Here lie truths you may not embrace. Turn away, or bear them and move onward in peace.